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AND 'TRUE ALL (EXCEPT 5). (But especially the 9 and 10)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Feandil!

1. Feandil is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
2. Feandil is the largest of Saturn's moons!
3. Tradition allows women to propose to feandil only during leap years!
4. Feandil has three eyelids!
5. Feandil has a bifurcated penis!
6. Medieval knights put the skin of feandil on their sword handles to improve the grip!
7. South Australia was the first place to allow feandil to stand for parliament!
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented feandil, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
9. If you kiss feandil for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
10. Feandil has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

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... I'm a fat jolly fellow ... 32 bars of soap .. : · · ·